Me as a Parent
  • Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
  • Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL

breenwolf:

once you start filling in your eyebrows you never go back

(via illuuminated)


dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

(via justoneyesterdaaay)


cnnbreaking:

bitches ain’t shit and the ain’t say nothin

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You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.

Unknown 

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

(Source: acrosstheunivese, via illuuminated)


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Touch me without using your hands.

Six Word Story  (via versteur)

(Source: heartofthebitter-mindofapoet, via damnlina)


ruinedchildhood:

if you’re having a bad day just think at least you’re not this girl…

vegan-vulcan:

luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

ayyyyyyy