zerosympathy:

*accidentally starts masturbating*

(via barakatten)



macklernoron:

HE IS SITTING ON NAILS

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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(via stfuyoustupid)


versacegravy:

heymoniquehey:

What does raw sex feel like……………………..?

It’s a mix between how it feels to chew 5 Gum, and this Birdman gif.

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(via stfuyoustupid)



sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:
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Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:
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(via da-ghetto-booteh)


timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia