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im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions

me fucking lying to myself  (via sann-lykke)

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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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seedy:

I JUST REALIZED THAT NOW THERE ARE TEENAGERS WHO ARENT 90S KIDS STOP STOP I DONT WANT TO DO THIS GROWING UP THING ANYMORE LIFE IS GOING TOO FAST AND I’M SCARED

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sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.
the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
fr3d:

fr3d:

LANA

most iconic moment of 2013

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via superhelte)


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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

(via nai-eve)

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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here